RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all
human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or
year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the
heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Sub sequential
Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
primarily expressed.
Some of the
symptoms include :
1. Loss of
direction
2. Foul vocal
emissions
3. Amnesia of
origin
4. Lack of peace
and joy
5. Selfish or
violent behavior
6. Depression or
confusion
7.
Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer,
who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing
factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair
Technician , JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden
of the staggering cost of these repairs.There is no additional fee required.
The number to call
for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R .
Once connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure.
Next, download
ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
component.
No matter how big
or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7.
Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self
control
Please see the
operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving
Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For
free emergency service, call on Jesus .
DANGER: The
human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped
in the furnace.The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to
prevent contamination of that facility.Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist
where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may
contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
